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And so, for this
weekend's company retreat,

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it is the strict policy

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of<i> Outdoor Limits</i> that we do not condone

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drinking, drug use or sexual activity.

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You two know what I'm talking about.

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Yeah, we do. Up top.

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I'm not touching that.

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Yeah. That's what you
said at the last retreat...

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but she really came around.

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Now that I've read

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this official disclaimer from corporate,

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forget all of it!

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Here are your drink tickets.

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Come on, guys, we don't need alcohol

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to enjoy hanging out with our coworkers.

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Brooke's right. Let me call my weed guy.

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Man, oh, man.

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Am I jealous of you young guns.

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What I wouldn't give to go back
and lose my retreat virginity

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or just my virginity-virginity.

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Yeah, dude. Now that you
and Emma are on good terms,

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perfect time to make a move.

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Yeah. She did just break up with Greg,

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she got jealous of me and Nikki

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and she posted on Facebook

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that she's ready to
make some mistakes, so...

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are we sure she's not too vulnerable?

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[groans]

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Jack, do you, uh, have a moment?

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There's been a bit of a
natural disaster in my office.

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It's a mudslide.

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Yes, Sheryl got me this so
I could make green juice.

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It's like she doesn't know me at all.

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Why does that always happen
when you marry a total stranger?

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Now, Jack, I've got some news for you.

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After this retreat,

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I'm going to be leaving <i>Outdoor
Limits</i> permanently...

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for three months.

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Do you stay up late

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to figure out the most
confusing way to say things?

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Sometimes.

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Through Sheryl's contacts,

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I've got the chance to embed myself

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with the Papavo tribe in Brazil.

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Wow, that's amazing.

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The Papavo have never
been observed by outsiders.

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In fact, some believe they don't exist.

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They're like the �Clark's
high school girlfriend�

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of native tribes.

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You can imagine then it's the
chance of a lifetime for me

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and for the Papavo tribe
'cause I'm a lot of fun.

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I should be jealous as hell,

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but I'm actually
pretty comfortable here.

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Which is why I feel confident

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in leaving you in charge
of the whole enterprise.

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For three months?

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I bought hummus today.

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You'll be back before it expires.

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Still, before I depart...

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For less than one season of<i> Big Brother.</i>

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...I want to give you some advice.

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Being a leader is-is
not just about the work,

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it's about the people.

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I want you to help
them as I've helped you.

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Challenge them.

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Help them achieve their dreams.

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Well, I-I guess I could try

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and help Clark achieve
his biggest dream.

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You really think you can
get the Harlem Globetrotters

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to come and play at his birthday party?

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Second biggest dream.

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Okay, are you sure it's
okay if I go this weekend?

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I feel bad taking off right
after we pushed the wedding.

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No, it'll be good for us
to have some time apart

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to think about what we want.

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But you have fun getting
drunk in the same woods

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where you once made
love with a coworker.

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�Made love.�

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We barely made eye contact.

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Always reassuring to see you, Jack.

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You look excited.

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Did you rip another
shirt just by flexing?

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That's part of it...

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but I'm mostly excited
because I know two people

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who are definitely
hooking up this weekend.

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Whoa.

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Brooke's engaged.

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Don't do something you might regret.

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Guys, don't worry.

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I totally respect Brooke's relationship

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with the kid from<i> The Wonder Years.</i>

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Clark, this weekend

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I'm gonna help you achieve
your dream of getting with Emma.

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[eagle screeches]

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? ?

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? Synced and corrected by javiernv ?
? www.addic7ed.com ?

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[phone ringing]

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Ah, love is in the air, Clark.

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You ready for your dream to come true?

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Yeah, but what do I say to her?

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What do you want to say to her?

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That she's the most
beautiful girl I've ever seen.

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I want to spend the rest of my
life with her on a back porch

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doing crossword puzzles in the rain

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while a three-legged rescue dog

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rocks our biracial baby to sleep.

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Perfect...

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but now channel all
that madness into this:

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'Sup?

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'Sup?

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Oh, hey.

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So, Carol's bringing a
keg out to the mud baths,

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but I don't want to
get my clothes dirty.

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Could you come hold mine while I hop in?

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[slowly]: 'Sup.

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Yeah, never mind.

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I doubt you came to
this retreat thinking,

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�Oh, I hope I get
to see Emma naked.�

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[gasps]

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Come back.

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What the hell is wrong with you?

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She just gave you the perfect in.

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I know that,

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but I just realized
that I hadn't called Greg

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and asked for his blessing.

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Her ex?!

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You never call the other guy.

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Good lord, how has your bloodline

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continued for this long?

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I just feel like calling him
is the decent thing to do.

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Fine. If this will eliminate
your last excuse, do it now.

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It's going to voice mail.

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Hey, Greg, it's Clark.

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Um, Emma's at the retreat
and you need to know

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that I'm gonna make my move tonight.

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She is worth fighting for

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and I am done being a total wuss.

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Boom! I did it!

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Now what?

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Meet me at this cabin
in two and a half hours.

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I have a foolproof plan...

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which for you means 50/50.

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Mason.

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Tell me, do you always travel

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with the entire drum kit for Rush?

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I only brought the essentials.

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I am confiscating these luxuries

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so you can witness nature
as the good Lord intended.

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On IMAX?

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In person.

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Oh, can you give me a
hand with the AC unit?

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Oh, thanks for coming.

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I need your help getting
Clark and Emma to hook up.

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Aw. Wait, hang on.

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Isn't this the same cabin where
we hooked up five years ago?

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Oh, I don't know.

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Does this sound familiar?

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[wood creaking rhythmically]

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Yeah, that went on
longer than I remember.

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[laughs]

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Ah, cheap drinks,
squalid cabin, condoms...

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Yeah, what can I say?

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I'm a romantic.

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Oh!

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Sorry. I didn't see anything.

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Clark, get back in here.

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I decorated this cabin
because this is where

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you're gonna make your
move with Emma tonight.

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Seriously?

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What kind of desperate
woman would allow themselves

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to be seduced in this
filthy raccoon hovel?

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That sounds like a Brooke question.

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Yeah, well, in my defense,
without my contacts in

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that bag of fertilizer
looked like a mattress.

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All right, well, if
I'm bringing Emma here,

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I'm gonna have to redecorate it for her.

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This place looks like
where Leatherface goes

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to work on his novel.

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All right, while he's redecorating,

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we need your help with
the Emma side of things.

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Okay. Well, I can talk to Emma

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and see if her heart's
ready for a new romance...

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or I could get her drunk.

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Drunk works, remember?

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[wood creaking rhythmically]

186
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Hey. Did you see Clark
in those cargo shorts?

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[groans]

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If I wasn't engaged,

189
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Mama would've stuffed her hands

190
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in all nine of those pockets.

191
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Yeah, he has been looking pretty cute,

192
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but you and I have different tastes.

193
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You like nice, safe guys.

194
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Oh, Paul's not that safe.

195
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He wore a helmet in spin class.

196
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Well, that's unfair.

197
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He-he forgot to take it off
after he drove over there.

198
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I guess I just don't
want to date another Greg.

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I want a guy who really gets me

200
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and who isn't afraid to fight for me.

201
00:07:54,750 --> 00:07:56,450
Well, that does sound nice.

202
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Paul's less of a fighter,

203
00:07:58,368 --> 00:08:01,243
more of a lover of anything argyle.

204
00:08:01,268 --> 00:08:02,901
[laughs]

205
00:08:04,943 --> 00:08:07,757
But-but-but you, you
should keep an open mind.

206
00:08:07,782 --> 00:08:11,817
The right person may be in
front of you the whole time.

207
00:08:18,263 --> 00:08:19,120
Hey, Emma.

208
00:08:19,122 --> 00:08:23,881
Funny running into you at
this mandatory work event.

209
00:08:23,906 --> 00:08:25,172
Dude, be careful tonight.

210
00:08:25,361 --> 00:08:26,994
I think Brooke wants
to hook up with you.

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Cool, cool, cool, cool.

212
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So, uh... after Carol's bonfire

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do you want to take a
walk with me in the dark

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to an abandoned cabin at
the edge of the forest?

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Sure.

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See you then.

217
00:08:42,078 --> 00:08:43,978
[laughs]

218
00:08:46,052 --> 00:08:47,548
Y'all see that? [chuckles]

219
00:08:47,842 --> 00:08:50,285
I was like, you, me, moonlit walk.

220
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She's like, �Why wait
for the moonlight?�

221
00:08:52,055 --> 00:08:54,141
�Why can't we go right now?�

222
00:08:54,166 --> 00:08:58,059
I'm like, �Slow down,
babes, I got stuff to do.�

223
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Ain't that right, Greg?

224
00:09:01,130 --> 00:09:02,229
Greg?!

225
00:09:02,728 --> 00:09:03,831
What are you doing here?!

226
00:09:03,833 --> 00:09:05,299
I got your voice mail.

227
00:09:05,556 --> 00:09:07,735
I'm here to win Emma back.

228
00:09:07,737 --> 00:09:08,970
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

229
00:09:09,074 --> 00:09:12,291
Clark, finish your
incredibly cocky story.

230
00:09:16,158 --> 00:09:18,891
Hey, Clark. What's Emma's ex-boyfriend

231
00:09:18,916 --> 00:09:20,993
doing at our company retreat?

232
00:09:21,548 --> 00:09:23,203
Well, I got Clark's voice mail.

233
00:09:23,228 --> 00:09:24,419
Reception was a little spotty,

234
00:09:24,421 --> 00:09:26,757
but the message came
through loud and clear.

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Hey, Greg. It's Clark.

236
00:09:28,025 --> 00:09:30,292
Emma's at the retreat and you
need to... [static scratches]

237
00:09:30,577 --> 00:09:32,067
...make a move tonight.

238
00:09:32,092 --> 00:09:34,083
She is worth fighting for and I'm...

239
00:09:34,108 --> 00:09:34,692
[static scratches]

240
00:09:34,724 --> 00:09:36,648
...a total wuss.

241
00:09:37,470 --> 00:09:39,371
Yeah, that's what I
get for using a phone

242
00:09:39,396 --> 00:09:41,262
I won playing Skee-Ball.

243
00:09:42,366 --> 00:09:44,566
I'm gonna handle this.
Greg, can I talk to you?

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00:09:46,705 --> 00:09:49,939
Wow. I can't believe Greg
drove all the way up here

245
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to fight for Emma.

246
00:09:50,933 --> 00:09:53,517
Hey, Clark said he was handling this,

247
00:09:53,607 --> 00:09:55,774
which means Emma and Greg
will be married before you are.

248
00:09:57,508 --> 00:09:59,826
Yeah, I told that guy to take a hike...

249
00:09:59,851 --> 00:10:01,384
- That's great, Clark.
- Wait for it.

250
00:10:01,386 --> 00:10:02,652
...straight to the romantic cabin

251
00:10:02,654 --> 00:10:03,720
I tricked out just for Emma.

252
00:10:03,722 --> 00:10:05,573
- Called it.
- What is wrong with you?

253
00:10:05,598 --> 00:10:07,734
Maybe I'm not the guy
to make Emma happy.

254
00:10:07,759 --> 00:10:10,426
I mean, Greg drove up here
in a suit to win her back.

255
00:10:10,428 --> 00:10:12,295
Meanwhile, I need you
guys to hold my hand

256
00:10:12,297 --> 00:10:13,696
through every move I make.

257
00:10:14,643 --> 00:10:17,200
I'm sorry. I had no
idea I was doing that.

258
00:10:17,667 --> 00:10:19,535
Clark, you're a sweet kid.

259
00:10:19,537 --> 00:10:22,405
But calling the other
guy? That's Clarking it.

260
00:10:22,407 --> 00:10:23,539
No more Clarking it.

261
00:10:23,541 --> 00:10:26,425
From now on, you need
to go for what you want.

262
00:10:26,456 --> 00:10:29,511
Be more like me and just Jack it.

263
00:10:30,456 --> 00:10:33,149
- What?
- Right now?

264
00:10:33,581 --> 00:10:36,093
I've been Jacking it all my life.

265
00:10:36,562 --> 00:10:38,154
When I was getting bullied at school,

266
00:10:38,156 --> 00:10:39,171
I didn't run away.

267
00:10:39,196 --> 00:10:41,024
I stood in the middle of the playground

268
00:10:41,026 --> 00:10:42,925
and just Jacked it.

269
00:10:45,630 --> 00:10:47,997
I think what Jack is
trying to say, poorly,

270
00:10:47,999 --> 00:10:49,599
is that there is nothing more attractive

271
00:10:49,601 --> 00:10:51,334
than a man who goes for what he wants.

272
00:10:51,336 --> 00:10:53,503
Right. So get rid of Greg, and now

273
00:10:53,505 --> 00:10:54,971
go tell Emma how you feel.

274
00:10:55,124 --> 00:10:57,240
Okay, you hit me with
a lot of stuff there.

275
00:10:57,242 --> 00:11:00,143
That tends to happen when you Jack it.

276
00:11:03,453 --> 00:11:04,280
Roland...

277
00:11:04,282 --> 00:11:06,149
- Wait a minute...
- Um, well, I...

278
00:11:06,151 --> 00:11:08,551
This is all my stuff.

279
00:11:08,553 --> 00:11:11,220
[chuckles] You're busted.

280
00:11:11,222 --> 00:11:14,724
Don't you �you're
busted� me, young man.

281
00:11:14,726 --> 00:11:16,359
I deserve this.

282
00:11:16,338 --> 00:11:18,382
I'm shortly gonna be
roughing it in a place

283
00:11:18,407 --> 00:11:21,064
where your shirt,
shelter and toilet paper

284
00:11:21,066 --> 00:11:22,999
is the same banana leaf.

285
00:11:24,070 --> 00:11:26,035
Do you think there's
enough apricot facial scrub

286
00:11:26,037 --> 00:11:27,837
for both of us?

287
00:11:28,773 --> 00:11:30,673
[chuckles]

288
00:11:30,675 --> 00:11:32,875
Okay, it's go time. You ready?

289
00:11:32,877 --> 00:11:35,563
I will be, as soon as
Brooke lets go of my hand.

290
00:11:35,588 --> 00:11:38,623
I swear, I don't even know I'm doing it.

291
00:11:41,653 --> 00:11:42,819
Greg,

292
00:11:42,945 --> 00:11:44,721
- we need to talk.
- Cool.

293
00:11:44,723 --> 00:11:45,955
Can we do it while you help me take

294
00:11:45,957 --> 00:11:47,356
some of this weird stuff down?

295
00:11:47,358 --> 00:11:48,624
I think it's gonna freak Emma out.

296
00:11:48,839 --> 00:11:50,093
Wait, �weird� stuff?

297
00:11:50,095 --> 00:11:52,729
No, I filled this room with
all of Emma's favorite things.

298
00:11:52,731 --> 00:11:54,630
Are you talking about
the bag of fertilizer

299
00:11:54,632 --> 00:11:55,815
with a sheet on it?

300
00:11:56,674 --> 00:11:57,734
No.

301
00:11:57,736 --> 00:11:59,702
How do you not know
this stuff about her?

302
00:11:59,704 --> 00:12:02,642
I don't know, I guess
because our relationship

303
00:12:02,667 --> 00:12:04,340
was mostly physical. [groans]

304
00:12:04,342 --> 00:12:07,043
- Ooh, that one hurt.
- That one makes sense.

305
00:12:07,384 --> 00:12:09,545
Greg, look, you're a great guy

306
00:12:09,547 --> 00:12:10,913
and a close friend,

307
00:12:10,915 --> 00:12:13,015
and I'm sorry that you had
to race all the way up here.

308
00:12:13,017 --> 00:12:15,321
It would have been nice
to finish my job interview.

309
00:12:15,992 --> 00:12:18,092
But you don't get Emma like I do.

310
00:12:18,234 --> 00:12:20,702
She's the most amazing girl,

311
00:12:20,931 --> 00:12:23,136
and I want to spend the
rest of my life with her

312
00:12:23,286 --> 00:12:26,587
sitting on a back porch doing
crossword puzzles in the rain.

313
00:12:27,183 --> 00:12:29,358
- Because she loves rain.
- No!

314
00:12:29,383 --> 00:12:31,934
Because she loves Portland!

315
00:12:31,936 --> 00:12:33,903
And I want to be her Portland.

316
00:12:34,163 --> 00:12:37,118
So, look, I don't want
to have to fight you.

317
00:12:40,667 --> 00:12:43,535
Well, I don't want to
have to fight you, either.

318
00:12:49,718 --> 00:12:51,317
This is scary.

319
00:12:52,047 --> 00:12:53,733
I'd rather just hug you
and say �good luck.�

320
00:12:53,758 --> 00:12:55,256
Let's do that!

321
00:12:57,982 --> 00:12:59,942
You clearly get Emma
way better than I do.

322
00:12:59,967 --> 00:13:01,264
Anyway, I should probably go.

323
00:13:01,266 --> 00:13:03,900
I have to return this suit
before Men's Wearhouse closes.

324
00:13:04,222 --> 00:13:05,955
Good luck.

325
00:13:12,410 --> 00:13:13,409
[floorboard creaks]

326
00:13:13,411 --> 00:13:16,846
Greg, one hug is
enough, you silly goose.

327
00:13:19,250 --> 00:13:20,783
Did you really mean all that stuff

328
00:13:20,785 --> 00:13:22,552
you just said about me?

329
00:13:23,770 --> 00:13:24,468
'Sup?

330
00:13:36,935 --> 00:13:38,097
Yeah. [sighs]

331
00:13:38,122 --> 00:13:39,888
Just as I planned it.

332
00:13:41,101 --> 00:13:43,406
Wow, this is amazing.

333
00:13:44,125 --> 00:13:46,803
But should we go somewhere
Jack and Brooke aren't

334
00:13:46,828 --> 00:13:48,978
creeping on us through the window?

335
00:13:51,816 --> 00:13:53,357
I think you're right
about Brooke liking me.

336
00:13:53,382 --> 00:13:56,082
Girlfriend's been trying
to hold my hand all weekend.

337
00:14:00,894 --> 00:14:01,858
Yes!

338
00:14:02,308 --> 00:14:04,093
Yeah, I did it!

339
00:14:04,095 --> 00:14:06,246
They kissed.

340
00:14:07,031 --> 00:14:08,564
I'm amazing.

341
00:14:08,566 --> 00:14:10,266
And, Brooke,

342
00:14:10,558 --> 00:14:12,261
you were there, too.

343
00:14:14,175 --> 00:14:15,204
I can't believe it.

344
00:14:15,621 --> 00:14:17,173
Clark got the girl of his dreams,

345
00:14:17,175 --> 00:14:19,355
and Emma got someone
who will fight for her.

346
00:14:19,988 --> 00:14:21,611
Lucky lady. [chuckles]

347
00:14:21,613 --> 00:14:22,979
You call that fighting?

348
00:14:22,981 --> 00:14:24,113
It was like watching two raptors

349
00:14:24,115 --> 00:14:25,644
trying to keep their nails dry.

350
00:14:26,222 --> 00:14:28,486
Still, thanks for the assist.

351
00:14:28,511 --> 00:14:29,752
Yeah, I guess it's kind of like

352
00:14:29,777 --> 00:14:31,719
the last time we wound up in this cabin.

353
00:14:31,744 --> 00:14:33,377
You wanted to do all the work,

354
00:14:33,402 --> 00:14:36,370
and I ended up needing to lend a hand.

355
00:14:36,395 --> 00:14:39,496
All I'm hearing is that
we make a great team.

356
00:14:42,472 --> 00:14:44,229
And that kiss was pretty amazing.

357
00:14:44,254 --> 00:14:46,080
Yeah. Might have been
the second-best kiss

358
00:14:46,105 --> 00:14:47,191
to happen in here.

359
00:14:47,216 --> 00:14:49,817
[laughs] Might have been the first-best.

360
00:14:49,875 --> 00:14:51,374
You are mis-remembering.

361
00:14:51,376 --> 00:14:53,343
I don't think I am.

362
00:14:53,345 --> 00:14:54,411
Don't make me remind you.

363
00:15:06,437 --> 00:15:08,764
Ah, we're busted.

364
00:15:09,803 --> 00:15:11,349
Roland, I need to talk to you now.

365
00:15:11,374 --> 00:15:12,108
Mason, out.

366
00:15:12,110 --> 00:15:14,474
Jack, you don't stop in the middle

367
00:15:14,499 --> 00:15:17,266
of a five-step foot rejuvenation.

368
00:15:17,268 --> 00:15:19,034
Clark and Emma kissed.

369
00:15:23,868 --> 00:15:25,842
I came here to talk about me,

370
00:15:25,867 --> 00:15:29,014
but why doesn't the Showcase
Showdown winner go first?

371
00:15:29,475 --> 00:15:32,341
Jack, I'm... I'm not
the rugged outdoorsman

372
00:15:32,374 --> 00:15:33,707
I once was.

373
00:15:33,709 --> 00:15:35,442
I mean, I-I can handle it in the jungle,

374
00:15:35,444 --> 00:15:37,303
of course I could, it's just that

375
00:15:37,736 --> 00:15:39,602
I don't want to.

376
00:15:40,241 --> 00:15:41,592
It's three months.

377
00:15:41,617 --> 00:15:43,874
You'll be gone zero oil changes.

378
00:15:44,353 --> 00:15:47,187
I know, but it's more than
just the comforts of home.

379
00:15:47,493 --> 00:15:49,159
I'll miss Sheryl.

380
00:15:49,772 --> 00:15:51,435
I think wife number seven

381
00:15:51,460 --> 00:15:53,702
really could be �the one.�

382
00:15:54,921 --> 00:15:56,363
I have an idea.

383
00:15:56,585 --> 00:15:58,765
Let me go to Brazil in your place.

384
00:15:58,767 --> 00:16:00,702
I've been thinking a
lot about what you said,

385
00:16:00,727 --> 00:16:02,369
and you were right about me.

386
00:16:02,371 --> 00:16:05,888
Oh, you have been skipping
leg day at the gym.

387
00:16:05,913 --> 00:16:06,606
No.

388
00:16:06,608 --> 00:16:09,843
That I-I care about the people
at<i> Outdoor Limits.</i>

389
00:16:09,845 --> 00:16:11,578
Can you really tell about my legs?

390
00:16:11,580 --> 00:16:13,380
Oh, forget those hairy bamboo shoots,

391
00:16:13,382 --> 00:16:14,981
go on with what you were saying.

392
00:16:15,749 --> 00:16:18,880
I-I just think that by being here,

393
00:16:18,905 --> 00:16:20,620
I'm making things more complicated

394
00:16:20,622 --> 00:16:23,692
for certain people
who would be better off

395
00:16:23,717 --> 00:16:25,625
if I just cleared out for a while.

396
00:16:26,397 --> 00:16:28,128
Where's all this coming from?

397
00:16:28,130 --> 00:16:30,697
I don't want to talk
about it, but last night

398
00:16:30,863 --> 00:16:32,577
I did something I might regret.

399
00:16:33,913 --> 00:16:35,535
Well, I know it wasn't squats.

400
00:16:40,897 --> 00:16:43,476
[phone ringing]

401
00:16:43,478 --> 00:16:45,045
You hooked up with Brooke again.

402
00:16:45,047 --> 00:16:46,680
How did you know it was me calling?

403
00:16:46,682 --> 00:16:48,114
I figured I'd hear from you,

404
00:16:48,116 --> 00:16:49,549
so I've been answering
the bar phone like this

405
00:16:49,551 --> 00:16:51,818
all weekend. I have fun.

406
00:16:52,108 --> 00:16:53,724
No, I didn't hook up with Brooke.

407
00:16:53,749 --> 00:16:57,524
Almost did, but then,
I really Clarked it.

408
00:16:57,764 --> 00:16:59,002
I don't know what that means.

409
00:16:59,027 --> 00:17:01,328
I called the other guy.

410
00:17:01,353 --> 00:17:03,291
Brooke, hi, it's me.

411
00:17:03,316 --> 00:17:04,731
It's Paul.

412
00:17:04,733 --> 00:17:06,633
I'm at your company retreat.

413
00:17:07,269 --> 00:17:08,830
Honey, what are you doing here?

414
00:17:08,855 --> 00:17:10,514
Jack called and reminded me

415
00:17:10,539 --> 00:17:11,871
how lucky I am to have you.

416
00:17:11,873 --> 00:17:13,974
He told me to man up and come get you.

417
00:17:14,308 --> 00:17:18,269
So I raced all the way here,
without my driving helmet.

418
00:17:19,648 --> 00:17:21,433
You're here to fight for me?

419
00:17:21,925 --> 00:17:23,191
Well, for us.

420
00:17:23,216 --> 00:17:24,815
I just, I want to do everything I can

421
00:17:24,840 --> 00:17:26,040
to make this work.

422
00:17:30,071 --> 00:17:32,602
Come on, I know a secluded cabin.

423
00:17:32,627 --> 00:17:34,693
You're gonna wish you'd
brought your helmet.

424
00:17:39,668 --> 00:17:41,868
Ugh, that retreat was crazy.

425
00:17:41,870 --> 00:17:44,504
Last thing I remember was
drinking Esther's moonshine

426
00:17:45,141 --> 00:17:46,845
out of her mouth.

427
00:17:48,751 --> 00:17:50,644
She was so drunk she
doesn't remember anything?

428
00:17:51,110 --> 00:17:52,689
The kiss, the long walk,

429
00:17:53,305 --> 00:17:55,215
you falling into that bonfire?

430
00:17:55,579 --> 00:17:57,417
I think all the hay
fever medicine in my mouth

431
00:17:57,419 --> 00:17:59,470
caused some sort of super blackout.

432
00:18:00,884 --> 00:18:02,466
- I'm sorry, buddy
-  It's all good.

433
00:18:03,051 --> 00:18:04,347
How many guys get a second chance

434
00:18:04,372 --> 00:18:06,559
at a first kiss with
the girl of their dreams?

435
00:18:07,637 --> 00:18:09,745
So are you going back to pining for her,

436
00:18:09,770 --> 00:18:11,031
or are you actually gonna make a move?

437
00:18:12,098 --> 00:18:13,967
Anything's possible.

438
00:18:15,067 --> 00:18:17,659
Uh, if I can have everyone's attention.

439
00:18:17,684 --> 00:18:19,939
I think you all know how desperate I was

440
00:18:19,941 --> 00:18:22,058
to go to Brazil, but the fact is

441
00:18:22,083 --> 00:18:24,644
I've decided to let Jack go instead.

442
00:18:25,028 --> 00:18:29,182
Yes, I've made the ultimate sacrifice.

443
00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:32,324
- Jack's going on your trip?
- Mm-hmm.

444
00:18:32,349 --> 00:18:33,948
If you want to join, I'm on my way

445
00:18:33,950 --> 00:18:35,083
to say good-bye at Eddie's.

446
00:18:35,085 --> 00:18:37,212
Sweet Jack, I'm coming for you!

447
00:18:39,856 --> 00:18:42,390
Wow, a lot of craziness.

448
00:18:42,595 --> 00:18:44,820
Jack's leaving, Roland's staying,

449
00:18:44,845 --> 00:18:45,793
you kissed Clark.

450
00:18:45,795 --> 00:18:47,712
Yeah, so crazy.

451
00:18:47,751 --> 00:18:49,130
I mean...

452
00:18:49,132 --> 00:18:50,732
You do remember.

453
00:18:50,986 --> 00:18:52,734
I knew it.

454
00:18:53,234 --> 00:18:54,258
Secrets!

455
00:18:57,841 --> 00:18:59,707
Well, Eddie, it's been fun

456
00:18:59,732 --> 00:19:01,423
living with you here in Chicago.

457
00:19:01,448 --> 00:19:02,877
While one of us is risking our lives

458
00:19:02,879 --> 00:19:04,445
in one of the deadliest
places in the world,

459
00:19:05,001 --> 00:19:05,880
you'll be in Brazil.

460
00:19:05,882 --> 00:19:07,916
Have fun.

461
00:19:07,918 --> 00:19:10,285
Aw, thanks for coming down.

462
00:19:10,287 --> 00:19:11,853
I'm actually gonna miss you guys.

463
00:19:11,855 --> 00:19:13,434
You're only going for three months.

464
00:19:13,459 --> 00:19:15,692
Don't be such a little bitch.

465
00:19:17,803 --> 00:19:18,993
Wait, who are you?

466
00:19:18,995 --> 00:19:20,495
Uh, Donny, from legal.

467
00:19:21,014 --> 00:19:23,498
I thought we were just going to lunch.

468
00:19:24,529 --> 00:19:27,201
So, you're going back into the field.

469
00:19:27,553 --> 00:19:29,623
I guess you finally got
everything you wanted.

470
00:19:30,071 --> 00:19:31,938
No, not everything.

471
00:19:33,243 --> 00:19:35,981
But how much would I really use

472
00:19:36,006 --> 00:19:37,539
a World War II tank?

473
00:19:39,045 --> 00:19:41,498
I feel like there's a
lot we're not saying.

474
00:19:41,523 --> 00:19:45,386
Yes. And with me leaving,
we don't have to.

475
00:19:45,388 --> 00:19:46,858
Does that make me a hero?

476
00:19:47,779 --> 00:19:49,290
Of course it does.

477
00:19:49,951 --> 00:19:52,460
Actually, it makes you a sensitive guy

478
00:19:52,462 --> 00:19:54,162
who runs away every time he's confronted

479
00:19:54,164 --> 00:19:55,787
with real feelings.

480
00:19:56,366 --> 00:19:57,373
Brooke...

481
00:19:58,631 --> 00:20:00,201
I like my version better.

482
00:20:01,813 --> 00:20:02,434
Bye.

483
00:20:02,459 --> 00:20:04,801
All right, I got a prop
plane to catch, you guys.

484
00:20:04,826 --> 00:20:06,407
You got to get to these
Brazilian flights early

485
00:20:06,409 --> 00:20:08,904
or they give up your
seat to a bale of cocaine.

486
00:20:11,701 --> 00:20:14,912
I'm just sorry that Clark
isn't here to say good-bye.

487
00:20:15,490 --> 00:20:16,990
Mason, did I hug you?

488
00:20:17,487 --> 00:20:19,020
[groan from bag]

489
00:20:19,022 --> 00:20:20,488
There you go.

490
00:20:20,670 --> 00:20:22,357
All right

491
00:20:22,912 --> 00:20:23,524
Emma.

492
00:20:23,526 --> 00:20:25,426
[pained groan]

493
00:20:25,951 --> 00:20:28,162
[chuckles]

494
00:20:28,436 --> 00:20:29,364
Esther.

495
00:20:29,608 --> 00:20:31,599
CLARK: Oh, yeah, I think he knows.

496
00:20:32,670 --> 00:20:34,836
Actually, I don't need this bag.

497
00:20:35,233 --> 00:20:37,682
If you guys see Clark,
tell him I said good-bye.

498
00:20:39,131 --> 00:20:41,542
No! No, Jack!

499
00:20:41,544 --> 00:20:44,779
Jack, wait for me!

500
00:20:44,829 --> 00:20:49,379
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